Нужен смешной маленький рассказ на английском языке

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one." Тікі врядлі ти його пймеш.