Напишите 10-15 предложений о себе на англиском

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. I need to get a sleep, but i am wandering around the Net. I am hungry, therefore I am going to eat your babies. My left foot has always been better than the right one. I also realized, that i am solving not the problem i chose. Instead of keeping calm and clicking Backspace I break all WHAT and typing stupid stuff. I think, therefore I am. If I think not, I am no more.