Мне нужен анекдот про известных людей (на английском) Заранее спасибо)

1) In St. Petersburg, decided to put the equestrian monument to its first mayor — Anatoly Sobchak. Sculptor calls Ksenia Sobchak: — Popoziruete for sculpture? — You think I'm so much like my father? — What has the Pope? 2) On "Eurovision" Buranovskie grandmother one part of the song sung in the Udmurt language, the other — in English. But what of them in English, no one knew.