a) Match the funny job definitions with the names of the jobs

a) Match the funny job definitions with the names of the jobs. A banker is … A diplomat is … An economist is … A mathematician is … Aphilosopher is … A programmer is … A psychologist is … A schoolteacher is … A sociologist is … A professor is … A modern artist is … — a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. — someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. — a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. — one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. — a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why. — one who talks in someone else's sleep. — someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge. — a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody